The Mood Ring
A person was having a rough day and bought a mood ring to help identify emotions. Unfortunately, it fell down the sink drain. Now there is absolutely no idea how to feel about it.
The Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
The Penguin...
A man walks into a bar
The man
1 beer please
Bar tender
Sure but what’s going on in your personal life?
The man
Not much it’s just that my wife and 3 kids died yesterday
Bar tender
Love to hear it
The man
What the ****
Bar tender
Oh shoot I made him angry…