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There was an agent overseas and happened to be in Ireland. And there was an emergency, and it was necessary to contact him immediately. So, they called in another agent, and they said, ``Now, you'll go there. His name is Murphy, and your recognition will be to say, `'Tis a fair day, but it'll be...

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went...

They shouldn't have to file a new judgment for accrued interest. Judgments typically address post-judgment interest already. Might be an execution against property or summons to a debtor's examination. Look up Tennessee exemptions from judgment just in case...

Meet the attorney. Bring a copy of the trust document. Bring a list of trust assets The attorney will tell you what he needs to know and what he needs to do. You won't gain any "knowledge" from strangers on the internet who know nothing about the terms of the trust, the extent of the estate...

This one made me groan, but I like it. Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand-new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out...

All you had to do is google it. https://www.dccourts.gov/services/judge-in-chambers/application-change-name

And just like that, the left supports the 2nd Amendment.

Funny. Something similar happened to me in a Law Vegas hotel a long time ago. I turned on a lamp and cut my finger on a sharp edge. Called management. They replaced the lamp, photographed the finger wrapped in a tissue. They gave me $100. A lawyer isn't going to be interested. No real money in...

Small claims court is cheap and informal. California has excellent self-help guides. https://selfhelp.courts.ca.gov/small-claims-california Fees are reasonable and the limit is $12,500. Not much to lose, if you lose. I don't think you'll win but serving him with a lawsuit may scare him into...

One can only hope they get shanked while in prison. Death is the only appropriate punishment for people who sexually abuse children.

A phone call to the veterinarian: "My mother-in-law will be coming to you soon with her old female dog. Unfortunately, it looks like she will have to be put down due to very poor health conditions in recent days. Can you do something that she doesn't suffer, and dies peacefully?"...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and...

A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that...

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bar keep says "you're in here pretty often, do you think you're an alcoholic?" The horse replies "no I don't think I am..." and vanishes out of existence. The joke involves Descartes' famous quip "I think therefore I am" but to explain that at...

An apple pie in the U.S. Virgin Islands is $8. A cherry pie in Jamaica is $6. A peach pie in Barbados is $4.50. Just thought you'd like to know the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

The chief commissioner gathers the three remaining candidates and presents them with the final test. They must look at a suspect's mugshot for just a few seconds and then explain how they would recognize that suspect in a crowd. The first candidate comes in, the commissioner shows him the...

Once upon a time, there was a special land where the people were called "Trids". The Trids lived happily and peacefully for many years, until an evil giant came among them. This giant was not your normal evil giant. He took extreme pleasure in kicking the Trids whenever he saw them. The Trids...

An unemployed actor is desperate for work, so he takes a job at the local zoo. The zoo's star attraction, the gorilla, has died, and they need someone to wear a realistic gorilla suit and pretend to be the animal until they can get a replacement. The actor gets into the suit and discovers he's...