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    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    No, not yet.
  2. J

    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    Yes! Just like that!
  3. J

    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    hummm...no. not enough wincing pain.
  4. J

    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    We need a "Stung in the balls by a scorpion" emoji. ;)
  5. J

    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    I agree...the critter could have come in on the guys pant leg or something like that.
  6. J

    Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/other/man-stung-in-testicles-by-scorpion-while-sleeping-at-las-vegas-strip-resort-victim-says/ar-BB1jkJ4s Imagine waking in the night because you were stung by a scorpion on the family jewels?
  7. J

    Personal Bankruptcy U.S. trustee hired a trial lawyer

    An investigation, perhaps.
  8. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    There is a comment I could make to the ^^^ post...but I will refrain. I wouldn't want to join the potty mouthed dude that was sent to the cornfield today. ;)
  9. J

    Burglary, Arson, Home Invasion burglary charge "intent"

    Yup. That could be it as well.
  10. J

    Burglary, Arson, Home Invasion burglary charge "intent"

    sigh... This thread is the sad result of dropping your kid on the head when they are babies.
  11. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    Well, if cats do take over I will be on the "Do Not Harm" list for my lifelong efforts to take care and find homes for homeless cats. It was a bit easier to do back in Massachusetts then it is here in Vegas...so to compensate we just take 'em in. Hence the 1/2 dozen. We only wanted 2 when we...
  12. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    I have a 1/2 dozen cats...every time I feed them is a potentially fatal situation. ;) stay tuned
  13. J

    Warrants?

    sigh... You have already heard from Army Judge, who is an attorney. I will tag a couple of other attorney volunteers here too answer you. @Tax Counsel @zddoodah
  14. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    Does this mean I am out of the running for the next Darwin Award?
  15. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    Wow. Thank you for that super obvious example of reproduction. Never would have realized this...thanks! :D
  16. J

    Warrants?

    No. Not in any rational way.
  17. J

    Warrants?

    And why would they do this? What could be the purpose for all these people hacking into your service?
  18. J

    Darwin Award Candidate

    My Goodness! I am so honored to receive this prestigious award! I wish to thank my parents, for their part in making me the person I am today...if it weren't for them my brain would never of conceived the idea of TP talk... I would also like to thank the owners of TheLaw for providing me with a...
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    Survey Says, Texas DPS State Trooper Uniform Voted 'Sexiest' in the U.S.A.

    I, personally, always loved the Massachusetts Staties. Very sexy. Very polite. Winning combination in my book. ;)
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    Darwin Award Candidate

    Is he in the Janitorial Services Dept? ... Because, even though it would be...odd...to communicate with TP, at least, if he were a janitor, he MIGHT have a reason for chatting with TP. Example: "Oh! You poor dears!! Did some jerk unroll you onto the cold hard floor?! I will fix that right up...
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