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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone...

Why is life like a crossword puzzle? We all end up 6 down and 2 across.

Why is that an issue for you?

Here's one that I did create. The History of our Legal System There was a time, long ago, when there were only 10 things that thou shalt not do. That was fine for a few thousand years until a fellow named Hammurabi decided that 10 things weren't enough and came up with 282 laws that he...

I can't take the credit for it. I got it off another site.

@army judge Appears to have been written by a Texan to discourage out-of-staters. TEXAS CAUTION: In regard to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit... Before you...

Agree. We can't be of any further help to you. Thread locked.

A guy's driving down the road. Suddenly the lug nuts pop off. As he skids to the side he watches his tire bounce down the road and he says "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel."

I love jokes like that. I have a few of my own. A sign in a sporting goods store during the off season: "Now is the winter of our discount tents." Why does Norway put barcodes on its battleships: To scandanavian. Mr and Mrs Potato Head got incredibly wealthy from the sale of their toys that...

At this point you'll have to settle for what you can get. Doesn't appear that you can do anything else.

Just a matter of convenience for me.

Here are a couple of UK legal forums. https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/ https://legalbeagles.info/forums/

Your other thread was locked because the content was unacceptable. Now this thread is locked. Come back with more of the same and you'll be banned from the site.

Former landlord here. Two tenants - joint and several. One rent check on the due date. Full stop. :)

The city council, the mayor, your district rep.

Sorry to rain on your parade but the chances of any attorney working on your issues via a contingency arrangement are close to zero. Whatever they charge, they will want a large retainer up front. Based on the variety of issues you wrote about, a retainer is likely to be in the area of $5000...

Here is the Texas statute that applies to homeowners associations. Somewhere in there lies the answer to your question. https://law.justia.com/codes/texas/property-code/title-11/chapter-209/ Additional information from the Texas State Law Library...

The first and obvious thing that occurs to me is to go to the store during business hours and talk to whoever is there. Might take a couple of visits. If that doesn't work, check the probate court's website and search for the store owner's name. If probate has been opened there will be...

Good luck with your quest. Thread locked.