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I've seen those deals. The $59 doesn't cover much: exam, maybe Xrays, cleaning. But if any work needs to be done, it will be at some outrageous price rather than the price they would charge for insurance. Read the fine print of that $59 offer.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer interviewing her asks her a few questions. What's 2+2? She replied, "4" What's the square root of 100? She answered, "10" Good, now who killed Abraham Lincoln? Puzzled she responds, "hmmm, I don't know" Officer tells her to...

More oldies: Why was the inkblot crying? His father was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elefino. A dog with a bandage on his foot...

Why does a mushroom get invited to a lot of parties? Because he's a fun guy.

It won't. The human race is hard-wired for hostility, violence, greed, and uncontrolled breeding. We are a plague on this planet.

Funny how people jump to conclusions and get upset over it. This is very funny.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Why do Norwegians put bar codes on their battleships? To scandanavian.

Why was Columbus' explorations economical? He got 3000 miles to the galleon.

This story appeared over on Reddit. Written by user name General-Hunter1753, which is about as close as I can come to crediting the story. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of it. Hope you do too. _________________ I am a PhD candidate in Mycology (the study of fungi). I speak 5 languages...

You don't need a parachute to go sky-diving. You need one if you expect to go sky-diving twice. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there. I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really...

Daniel Garcia, Author Updated Nov 21, 2025 6:23 PM The Department of Veterans Affairs has shifted approximately $77 million in federal funding that was initially designated for electric vehicle charging stations to enhancements at medical facilities, as VA officials confirmed on Wednesday that...