Another Soldier AWOL

[army judge]

Family of missing Fort Hood soldier says he got married days before he vanished


https://www.kxxv.com/hometown/texas...p-from-the-public-in-locating-missing-soldier



Authorities looking for missing Fort Hood soldier

 

[adjusterjack]

Kidnapped by a cougar?

 

[army judge]

Kidnapped by a cougar?

I was thinking MESMERIZED and SMITTEN with the older kitten.

 

[army judge]

He has been located.

Mesmerized by something.

Spc. Abram Salas II is safe according to his family | kcentv.com

 

[PayrollHRGuy]

So what sort of penalty is he looking at?

 

[army judge]

So what sort of penalty is he looking at?

These days after the death of a female soldier and male soldiers at Fort Hood???

Perhaps a slap on the wrist, a verbal reprimand, or a hug and a couple days off to "destress".

In the days of yesteryear, non-judicial punishment at the company level would mean a fine, extra duty, and a "naughty boy" letter in the soldier's "201" (personnel file).

Heck, with a new spouse and brood of "youngins", a promotion might be in order.

Let's not forget the "Vanessa Guillen Tragedy" remains fresh in the recently "woke" minds of our "fearful", "compliant", "knighted", "vaunted" general officers.

 

[adjusterjack]

He's safe, according to his family, but he's still AWOL, er, Absent-Unknown.

Absent-Unknown amuses me. Sugarcoats AWOL. Didn't have Absent-Unknown in our day, Judge. AWOL was AWOL.

Reminds me of George Carlin's routine about another military euphemism.

George Carlin -- "Shell Shock" - YouTube

 

[army judge]

Absent-Unknown amuses me. Sugarcoats AWOL. Didn't have Absent-Unknown in our day, Judge. AWOL was AWOL.

It sure was, brother.

In Basic we were told, if you aren't at the appointed place by the appointed time, you'd be marked AWOL.

I've broken a few rules in my life, AWOL was one that I avoided breaking at all costs.

 

[army judge]

He's safe.
He'll soon be headed back to Hood.

Missing Fort Hood soldier is safe with relatives in San Antonio

 

[Disabled Vet]

Scary thing is his parents met with military officials..... Instead of getting with their son and telling this idiot to get his butt back to the base.

 

[army judge]

Sniff sniff sniff

Is that a movie of the week I smell?

 

[adjusterjack]

Sniff sniff sniff

Is that a movie of the week I smell?

Probably not. It's nowhere near as dramatic as "Lies He Told" (1997):

Lies He Told (TV Movie 1997) - IMDb

On youtube:

Lies He Told (1997) - YouTube

Which was based on the events in the life of James Douglas Pou who went AWOL by faking his own death.

james douglas pou at DuckDuckGo

 

[army judge]

Prodigal Soulja returns to Fort Hood

Fort Hood officials confirm missing soldier returned safely to post