As if 1 isn't enough, this baby has 3 of 'em, sheesh!

[army judge]

Doctors say a child in Iraq is the first to be born with three penises.

Experts say the boy has a rare condition called triphallia, the first case ever reported in the world.

The unidentified baby, who lives in Duhok city, was three months old when it was discovered.


The child's parents discovered swelling in his scrotum and "two skin projections".

Further investigation was soon carried out to discover more.

Stunned doctors later realised that those skin projections were actually penises – 2cm and 1cm in length – with only one of the extra two having a head.

They then diagnosed the tot with the world's first-ever case of triphallia.



Baby boy 'first in the world to be born with three penises', doctors say

 

[adjusterjack]

Gives new meaning to manage a trois.

He's gonna be a hit with the ladies.

 

[army judge]

Gives new meaning to manage a trois.

He's gonna be a hit with the ladies.

The press account says the baby is the first ever on the planet to have three of them thangs. LOL

Yet, there was a name "triphallia" already in existence.

Does that mean if someone is born with four of 'em, that condition has a name, too???

Some things make me scratch my head in confusion.

 

[flyingron]

HIs pants fit him like a glove.

 

[army judge]

HIs pants fit him like a glove.

Dude, stop it, you're on a roll today!

 

[justblue]

HIs pants fit him like a glove.

Okay...that was funny.

 

[adjusterjack]

Does that mean if someone is born with four of 'em, that condition has a name, too???

Quadriphallia.

 

[justblue]

Quadriphallia.

Who told you that?



I know...bad.

 

[adjusterjack]

I just made it up. If anybody is ever found with 4 penises I'll get the credit for inventing the word.

 

[justblue]

I just made it up. If anybody is ever found with 4 penises I'll get the credit for inventing the word.

I was making a bad pun

 

[PayrollHRGuy]

Well, at least we know now what the rate of inflation is for the penis market.

50% over 413 years.

Diphallia is a genetic condition present at birth in which a person has two penises. This rare condition was first written about in a report by the Swiss doctor Johannes Jacob Wecker when he encountered a cadaver exhibiting the condition in 1609.

 

[adjusterjack]

I was making a bad pun

It was so bad that I didn't get it.