Shoplifting, Larceny, Robbery, Theft Caught shoplifting

[Blaze'1]

Jurisdiction

Louisiana

I recently just got caught shoplifting from Dillard's and I have a court date coming up really soon what should I expect to happen to me? Will I get thrown into jail because I really can't afford for that to happen to me? This is my first ever and I'm scared

 

[shrinkmaster]

I am a Retail Theft Consultant and answer questions like yours daily. The time to think about that was before you stole not after. However if you have no priors jail is VERY unlikely

 

[mightymoose]

You won't get jail time. Expect fines and probation.
Please not guilty and request appointed counsel.

 

[army judge]

I recently just got caught shoplifting from Dillard's and I have a court date coming up really soon what should I expect to happen to me? Will I get thrown into jail because I really can't afford for that to happen to me? This is my first ever and I'm scared

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[Highwayman]

Will I get thrown into jail because I really can't afford for that to happen to me?

Can't afford it? Well, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

 

[samantha k]

hi shrinkmaster,
i am wondering if we could discuss an incident i am currently having, you seem very knowledgable and i would like to get your opinion.

 

[shrinkmaster]

Email me at retailtheftexpert@gmail.com

 

[samantha k]

Email me at retailtheftexpert@gmail.com

it says i cannot send? if that email is correct i will try again.

 

[shrinkmaster]

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