"I'm fixin' to blow it up!"

[mightymoose]

'Bomb threat' at a Home Depot turned out to be a man warning others about how badly he needed to use the restroom

 

[army judge]

'Bomb threat' at a Home Depot turned out to be a man warning others about how badly he needed to use the restroom

He was decent enough to warn people before he released his "brown" demons.

 

[adjusterjack]

A misunderstanding like that is why I tell people to never call out to me at the airport.

"Hi Jack."

 

[cynthiag]

A misunderstanding like that is why I tell people to never call out to me at the airport.

"Hi Jack."

I used to work with a guy named Jack...I remember seeing him a little distance away at the airport once and my brain quickly amending my greeting to "Jack! Hi!" before my mouth automatically said "Hi, Jack!"