Masks for thee, but not for me! I is special, see!!!

[army judge]

PHOTOS: John Kerry Flouts Mask Mandate at Airport

 

[Redemptionman]

I am really dreading having to wear a mask on flights, not only are you expected to be conformable in a big fart tube but add on a mask in cramp spaces. The stress levels increase exponentially, no wonder some people end up duck taped to their seats.

 

[army judge]

My wife and I had to fly to PHX in May.

Flying first class, while imitating Jesse James, made little difference.

Imitating Jesse James for almost three hours was so miserable, we rented a car to return home.

We never liked flying.

We won't fly again until Jesse James impersonations are ended.

 

[Redemptionman]

My wife and I had to fly to PHX in May.

Flying first class, while imitating Jesse James, made little difference.

Imitating Jesse James for almost three hours was so miserable, we rented a car to return home.

We never liked flying.

We won't fly again until Jesse James impersonations are ended.

Here is the kicker they allow you to remove the mask to ear or drink the plane food so having a mask is kind of defeating the purpose