Puddin' Head's Liquor Shortage

[army judge]

won't affect me.

I buy my liquor and cigars at my nearby Class VI {TAX FREE} (courtesy of Uncle Sammy and AAFES).

My heartfelt thanks to all of US taxpayers for subsidizing it.



Why Liquor Shortages Caused By The COVID-19 Pandemic Persist In Some States

 

[Tax Counsel]

won't affect me.

If there is a shortage of a particular brand of booze you want, the AAFES may not be any better at obtaining it for you than any other liquor store, taxes or no taxes.

 

[army judge]

If there is a shortage of a particular brand of booze you want, the AAFES may not be any better at obtaining it for you than any other liquor store, taxes or no taxes.

One thing I know about any Class VI, it never runs out of liquor, beer, cigars, or cigarettes.