Sister Mary Magdalene Warned the Entire 10th Grade Class

[army judge]

Sister was right, again!


Japanese man almost masturbates himself to death | Daily Mail Online

 

[adjusterjack]

If you gotta die you might as well enjoy yourself.

(Joke coming.)

Although I'd rather die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

 

[PayrollHRGuy]

I don't think that joke was even breathing heavily yet.

 

[Zigner]

I used to think that joke was funny, until I became a grandpa. It's too close to home now