This story appeared over on Reddit. Written by user name General-Hunter1753, which is about as close as I can come to crediting the story. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of it. Hope you do too.
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I am a PhD candidate in Mycology (the study of fungi). I speak 5 languages...
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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