Recent content by adjusterjack

Can't drive the streets of Phoenix without seeing their billboard ads. And they are on buses and light rail cars.

I was in corporate America for 40 years. I learned early on that an employer's promises mean nothing.

This was too funny to pass up. Cinderella is shipwrecked. She washes up on a barren, rocky island in the middle of the ocean. There's nothing on the island, not trees or animals or even grass. Cinderella starts to cry. "Oh, what will I do?" Then POOF! Her Fairy Godmother appears. "Oh thank...

Not really a joke but funny.

I pulled into a gas station and as I was walking in to pay, I noticed a police officer parked on the side of the building drinking coffee. He was watching this woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her too and I was thinking this lady is CRAZY!! But anyway, I went inside, and all of a...

You'd be laughed out of court.

Well, if you don't know who her relatives are or who the executor is, you start with the NY Surrogate court's records in the county or borough where your friend lived at the time of her death. Probate records should be public record and tell you who the representative of the estate was and who...

I'm not a doctor. I have no patients. It's funnier when I say it out loud to someone who thanks me for my patience.

Bob meets a friendly stranger at a sky-high bar in Dubai who buys rounds of scotch and shows off by jumping out the south and west windows—only to get caught by the building's winds and lifted back up. Impressed and drunk, Bob tries the east window himself and splats on the street below. The...

Love it.

I'm a Dad and my daughter loves my jokes.

I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Over 100 years ago two brothers claimed they could fly. Turns out they were Wright.

If a train leaves NY heading west at 70mph and I train leaves Chicago heading east at 80mph, where do they crash and where do they bury the survivors? Just kidding. I'm testing posting details.

No. No. No. No. No. No. Do not accept the apartment and do not hand over any money UNTIL you have been inside, inspected everything and made sure everything worked. More than likely will be crap if you agree to the landlord's proposal. Don't let that cloud your judgment.