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The remakes were nowhere near as good as the originals. 3:10 to Yuma - 1957 - Glenn Ford and Van Heflin - Theme sung by Frankie Laine. Magnificent 7 - 1960 - Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, James Coburn, Horst Bucholz, Brad Dexter. PS. Blue, who is...

Dogs can't use an MRI machine. Cats can. What do you do when you are addicted to seaweed? See kelp. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. How do you take a band-aid off a frog? Just ribbit. A potato got rich and famous posting videos. He's a YouTuber. I bought a dog from a blacksmith...

As far as I know but I'm not a tax pro. Best to have a chat with one.

This cracked me up. A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, "Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?" The man indeed had a job for the boy to do. He handed the boy a can of red paint and a brush. "Paint...

One time these two cowboys rode up and spotted an American Indian, in the middle of the prairie. "looks like he's got his ear to the ground," says the first one. "Hang on," says the other. "He's listening." So the two got down, left their horses, and crept closer, as quiet as they could. When...

Yes, the title company knows how to do it. These days it's all docu-sign anyway.

In June you wrote that the property is "about to be sold." That's 7 months ago. What is the status of the sale now? On the market? Any offers? In contract? In escrow? Approaching close of escrow? What do the trust documents say about potentially selling the property? A revocable living trust...

There's a new car made in Switzerland. It won't shift out of neutral. What do you call a can opener that's broken? A can't opener. Two inert gases walk into a bar. Nobody reacts. How much money does a quantum mechanic make? He doesn't know until he observes his paycheck. Where do teachers go...

Lumber jack keeps taking chainsaws back to the hardware store asking for progressively more powerful models because they're taking to long to cut down trees. After he returns the most powerful model the salesman says :"let me see that" and revs it up. The lumberjack says:"WTF is that noise?".

People on Reddit are posting ghastly photos of snow covering streets and cars. My sisters in NYC are snowed in. It's sunny in Phoenix. It'll be 60 degrees here by Noon. Not a snowflake in sight.

Pretty awful. I don't miss it.

A 70 year old woman gets a face lift and a boob job and is feeling like a million bucks. When the bandages come off she goes to a walk and stops the first guy she sees on the street, "How old do you think I am?" The guy says. "I'd guess 31". On top of the world "Actually, I'm 70!" and she...

It's the white powder that some people put up their noses.

It's gonna be in the 60s and mostly sunny today in Phoenix. Same here. Life is just full of compromises. Sigh.

I lived through NYC blizzards for the first 26 years of my life. Lack of snow was one of the reasons I moved to Phoenix. Nowadays I visit my daughter in Prescott a couple of times a month. It's been cold up there this month and I think she's supposed to get snow this weekend.

:)Do you do that in Vegas, Blue?

Then you have until 2 PM to remove the snow from your sidewalk. (4 hours from when the snow stops. You might considering hiring somebody. https://www.nyc.gov/site/dsny/what-we-do/snow-response/snow-laws.page Up to $250. That's why you have, or should have, renter's insurance with injury...

The rabbit and the carrot were close friends for decades. One day they are walking along and a speeding car jumps the curb and runs over the carrot. A crowd gathers, an ambulance comes, the carrot is rushed to the hospital where doctors and nurses work on the carrot for many, many hours while...

It doesn't work that way. The lawyer will have the insight and ideas. He's the professional. That's what you pay him for. All you need to bring is the money to pay him with.