Biden Talks About His Friend, Donnie!

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President Joe Biden voted early in the 2024 general election on Monday, casting his last ballot as a siting US president, for former President Donald Trump after his wonder filled, JOYFUL rally at Madison Square Garden.

Biden waited in line to make his choice official at the Department of Elections office near his home in Wilmington, Delaware. The president chatted up the people standing in line as he waited his turn, to, cast his vote for former president Donald Trump.

President Biden went on to say, "Most people never knew that Donnie and I have been good friends for over 25 years. After everything Donnie has done for me over our quarter century friendship, its time for me to support him, not the evil ones who orchestrated and pulled off their bloodless coup."

Biden continued, "Donnie has donated millions of dollars to my previous presidential campaigns, as well as my many senate runs".

After casting his vote, he shook hands with few voters and posed for a photo. When asked if the experience had been bittersweet, he said it was "just super sweet."

Biden said he was pleased and impressed at former President Donald Trump's Sunday rally at Madison Square Garden in New York. The event was marked by thousands of voters overjoyed at the prospect of getting Donnie back in the White House.

Before casting his vote, Biden had an almost two-hour long breakfast with Trump supporters Elon Musk and Robert F. Kennedy in New Castle.

With fewer than five days to go until Election Day on Nov. 5, Biden said he planned to campaign for Donnie in Scranton sometime before Tuesday, election day.

President Biden showed up to vote early Monday in his Delaware hometown and ended up standing in line behind a man wearing a vulgar pro-Donald Trump hat.

The red hat, which from a distance resembled Trump's classic Make America Great Again (MAGA) merch, read upon closer inspection: "Elect That Motherf—er Again!!"

Photos taken later show Biden, 81, lingering roughly nine spots behind an unidentified Trump backer in line near him outside the Wilmington polling place.

The soon to be retired president, remains as our commander-in-chief for the next ninety odd days, only waited about a half an hour to cast his ballot for his long time friend, he calls Donnie.


Biden has had some unfortunate photo ops involving pro-Trump hats — including briefly wearing one during a Sept. 11 visit to Shanksville, Pa., which Republicans used for social media memes suggesting that he's unhappy with his forced retirement and replacement by Vice President Kamala Harris, (often called a bloodless coup) atop the Democratic ticket.



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President Biden stood in line to vote Monday behind a man wearing a pro-Donald Trump hat.
 
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What moron wrote that?

I have no information relative to the identity of the author.

However, my spidey senses SUGGEST to me (NOT INFORM ME) that the author is likely to be an established, albeit DISGRUNTLED member of the (fake news community).

Other than my SWAG, I remain clueless as to the author's true identity.
 
I have no information relative to the identity of the author.

However, my spidey senses SUGGEST to me (NOT INFORM ME) that the author is likely to be an established, albeit DISGRUNTLED member of the (fake news community).

Other than my SWAG, I remain clueless as to the author's true identity.

smh... One can only hope that was an AI generate clip and Trump didn't actually do that.
Oh no - it happened...
 
It looks like something from The Onion.
The Onion was hilarious.

That said, "

Satire Site The Onion Has Been Sold and the Comedy Is Found in Who Is Involved With the New Ownership

"


Over the past few years, it has been surprising to watch as The Babylon Bee has gradually moved into the arena long held solely by The Onion. While satire outlets abound, on a national scale The Onion has ruled for years, but that title has been slipping. Humor being as subjective as it is, what is one person's liking is bound to be contestable, but a couple of realities appear; the Babylon Bee has swelled in size and popularity, and The Onion is no longer as sharp and as biting as it had been in the past.


A sign of this power slide experienced by the established outlet is that its parent company, G/O Media, has sold off many assets. Last month it dumped the spinoff entertainment site of The Onion, The A/V Club, to Paste Magazine, and now the announcement has been made that the humor site has been sold off as well.

The new ownership is a newly formed outfit called Global Tetrahedron, operating in Chicago, where The Onion has long been established. The name is notable, based on a fictional corporation taken from the popular hardcover release years ago published by the site, "Our Dumb Century." But what is notable about GT is who is behind this enterprise.

If you follow the press to any degree you are likely familiar with Ben Collins. He has been long at NBC News serving as the correspondent on what he dubbed "the dystopian beat." This amounted to him carping about Elon Musk while also delivering numerous debunked and inaccurate reports over the years. For the second half of 2023, he has barely filed any reports at the network, and by year's end he hinted at leaving the business entirely.

Now we possibly know why. Ben has announced he will be the CEO of this new venture.


NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I'll be the CEO.

We're keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we're going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.The Onion Is Sold by G/O Media
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 25, 2024

Jeff Lawson is a cofounder of Twilio, a tech commerce company that has been languishing and from which he stepped down as CEO in January.


The gang at @TheOnion is probably operating in full confidence, given its new owners come from Twilio, and the new CEO is the never-known-to-be-amusing Ben @OneUnderscore_ Collins. pic.twitter.com/mM947p3Amd
— Brad Slager - Scrubbing Down In a Bloodbath (@MartiniShark) April 29, 2024
Now, it is far too early to make anything as far as a call about the fortunes of the humor outlet, but the signs of prosperity have yet to present themselves. The first sign was Collins declaring that he was not firing anyone and he was allowing the staff to operate off the leash. Yeah…if anything, this is a staff that has drifted from their past glories and could use a bit of management.

We leave it to you whether recent pieces on the NBA's Victor Wibamyama's head getting stuck in the net, or that ants had carried off Joe Biden are to be considered funny. But the material seen following the commencement of the Ben Collins era can be considered subpar. For one, there was the demonstrably unfunny pleading for people to sign up with subscriptions.


 
Biden did seem kind of giddy at his last press conference. I mean smacking Republicans in the a@ss comments along with donning the Trump hat had to be a bad look for Democrats.
 
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