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[PayrollHRGuy]

A friend of mine back in high school decided to slalom the traffic cones on a road late one night. The officer who stopped him said, "I'm not sure if what you're doing is illegal or not, but stop it."

Ah, the good old days. I remember when the police, and life in general, were like that.

 

[justblue]

Wow.

Yup. Poor guy nose looks like a penis...or a cocktail weenie (Jack thought a cocktail weenie...I think it looks like a penis)

 

[PayrollHRGuy]

I'd say it looks like a highly profitable malpractice lawsuit had he been using a real doctor with real insurance.

 

[justblue]

A real Doctor, with real Malpractice Insurance, wouldn't have charged $1,400.00 for the nose job. It would have been considerably more. Which should have been a big fat red flag for the victim.

 

[PayrollHRGuy]

A real Doctor, with real Malpractice Insurance, wouldn't have charged $1,400.00 for the nose job. It would have been considerably more. Which should have been a big fat red flag for the victim.

While I don't disagree it wouldn't surprise me in the least if there weren't many, many people out there that have no idea what a nose job is supposed to cost. This guy looks old enough to have heard a number close to that at some point in the past and not have taken into account inflation.

 

[adjusterjack]

LAKE COUNTY (CBSMiami) – A Florida man is charged with murdering his 77-year-old grandfather and cutting the elderly man's ears off with a knife.

Winner of the Charles Manson look-alike contest.

 

[army judge]

Winner of the Charles Manson look-alike contest.

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Do I spy with my widdle eye "meth face"???

 

[justblue]

Another Florida doctor buggering poor doggies and collecting child porn.

South Florida Veterinarian Accused of Child Porn Possession, Sexual Abuse of Dog

 

[army judge]

Another Florida doctor buggering poor doggies and collecting child porn.

South Florida Veterinarian Accused of Child Porn Possession, Sexual Abuse of Dog

It seems to never end in that state.

Is it me, or are the pervs and perps from THAT state doing MORE outlandish crimes and other bizarre things?

 

[army judge]

Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos, HORRORCANES, and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one, every day.

Bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. We are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. And if the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people on the spotlight.

There are tons of unbelievable headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter account named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superheroes" we can share these stories of funny people with you and it's truly amazing.

Take a look at some of the best headlines about the shenanigans of Florida Man.





60 Times Florida Man Did Something So Crazy We Had To Read The Headings Twice

 

[justblue]

It seems to never end in that state.

Is it me, or are the pervs and perps from THAT state doing MORE outlandish crimes and other bizarre things?

lol...no. it's not just you noticing that Floridians are behaving extra special vile.

 

[justblue]

Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos, HORRORCANES, and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one, every day.

Bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences. We are not only talking about those people who chose to live in the Everglades, as Miami Floridians are also quite kooky. And if the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people on the spotlight.

There are tons of unbelievable headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples. Thanks to a Twitter account named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world's worst superheroes" we can share these stories of funny people with you and it's truly amazing.

Take a look at some of the best headlines about the shenanigans of Florida Man.

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60 Times Florida Man Did Something So Crazy We Had To Read The Headings Twice

That is freaking awesome.

ETA: I'm gonna post it on the Idiot News thread down the street.