You were the one that appeared to be stressing out over being drug tested.
I was suggesting a way that will allow you the time and get you the help to stop.
It's better to self report, but even better to stop, especially if you persist in committing other crimes.
You might want to get help with the drug abuse and the shoplifting urges.
You're a very poor thief.
You keep getting caught.
See what I'm saying?