That was so hilarious! <3
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It made me guffaw - especially when I saw the video in the comments.
My kitties would never ever tolerate that. If I even tried, I would end up in the ER needing an artery stitched.
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
I saw some great photos of the eclipse. I'd have liked it to be visible here. I think it would be amazing to watch in person and get my own photos of it.
Also that video that jusrblue put up is hilarious. Very patient kitties. A lot of cats really don't like having things put on their heads, especially if it covers the ears.
We were in the path of totality for the one that was visible in the US in '24... Unfortunately, Mother Nature was uncooperative, and it was overcast. That made it somewhat eerier, though, as I somehow didn't expect it to get as dark as it did (I don't know why).
There's a photo of a skateboarder, mid-jump - against the black background and surrounded by the Ring of Fire... rather spectacular.
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I went to the job placement desk at the unemployment office.
The lady asked me what my job was.
Me: I'm a Momback.
She: What's a Momback.
Me: I'm the guy who walks behind the truck saying "Momback, momback."
The lady asked me what my job was.
Me: I'm a Momback.
She: What's a Momback.
Me: I'm the guy who walks behind the truck saying "Momback, momback."
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Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had....Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room..
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had....Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room..
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
