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Joe is an male adult human being US citizen.
Joe decides he no longer wants to the above, and in accordance with the tenets of his new found religion, God Loves A Duck, declares himself a free hatched female duck, Debbie D. Duck.
Debbie burns her once male birth certificate, and asserts her divine hatching and rebirth into Duckdom.
As a GLAD (God Loves A Duck) hatchling, D3 stops wearing clothing, preferring to allow her feathers to grow out.
D3 doesn't quit his/her job as a 3rd grade teacher.
One thing leads to another at Silver Mallard Elementary School, and after police calm the melee involving D3 and a dozen parents trying to remove their children from D3's nest room, where D3 was observed sitting naked on children in her nest room because of her/his nesting and hatching instincts, on a nest of twigs and straw D3 is arrested and booked on several felonies.
D3 asserts immunity from prosecution as a feral, migratory water fowl, and claims protection under federal duck hunting and protection laws for migratory water fowl.
Do you think D3's immunities and assertions will do her/him well?
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Joe decides he no longer wants to the above, and in accordance with the tenets of his new found religion, God Loves A Duck, declares himself a free hatched female duck, Debbie D. Duck.
Debbie burns her once male birth certificate, and asserts her divine hatching and rebirth into Duckdom.
As a GLAD (God Loves A Duck) hatchling, D3 stops wearing clothing, preferring to allow her feathers to grow out.
D3 doesn't quit his/her job as a 3rd grade teacher.
One thing leads to another at Silver Mallard Elementary School, and after police calm the melee involving D3 and a dozen parents trying to remove their children from D3's nest room, where D3 was observed sitting naked on children in her nest room because of her/his nesting and hatching instincts, on a nest of twigs and straw D3 is arrested and booked on several felonies.
D3 asserts immunity from prosecution as a feral, migratory water fowl, and claims protection under federal duck hunting and protection laws for migratory water fowl.
Do you think D3's immunities and assertions will do her/him well?
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