A guy walks into a bar , puts a giant jar of $100 bills down and then sits down. The bartender looks at him and says , " What's with the jar ? " The guy says , " Im looking for a challenge. Ill put $100 in this jar and if anyone in the bar can do three things , they win the whole jar ". The bartender asks , " What are the three things ? ".
The guy says , " First , you have to drink an entire pint of straight , 190-proof Moonshine without making a face. Second , ive got a Pitbull in my truck out back with a rotted tooth. You gotta pull it out with your bare hands. Third , my 80 year old grandmother lives upstairs and hasnt had any romantic action in 30 years so you'd have to go up there and satisfy her ". The bartender laughed. " Forget it. Nobody's doing that ! "
The night goes on and a massive , burly biker who's been drinking all night stumbles over , slams $100 bill on the counter and grabs the pint of Moonshine. He downs the entire thing in three seconds , eyes watering , face turning beet red , but he doesnt make a single expression. He slams the glass down , turns around and stumbles out the back door towards the truck.
For ten terrifying minutes the whole bar hears violent growling , barking , glass breaking and tearing noises. Then , nothing but absolute silence. The back door kicks open , the biker stumbles back in , covered in scratches , his jacket torn to shreds. He wipes the sweat off his forehead , looks around the bar and yells :
" ALRIGHT ! Now where's the old lady with the bad tooth ?! "
